fat and alone
you're out on your own
no-one is calling on your telephone

[Chorus]
things aren't getting any better
(you're fat and alone)
and you stretched out all your sweaters
(so fat and alone)
things aren't getting any better
no never, no never

fat and alone
you're out on your own
king of blubber
sitting on your throne

[Chorus]
things aren't getting any better
(you're fat and alone)
and you stretched out all your sweaters
(so fat and alone)

things aren't getting any brighter
(you're fat and alone)
and you're not getting any lighter
(fat and alone)
things aren't getting any better
(so fat and alone)

no never [x10]

you're so fat,
you're so fat,
you're so fat,
you're fat